#34 ~ 365 Reasons Being Single Rocks!

Song Slaughter


Driving down the road, your favorite song comes on.

The S/O changes the channel.

Or worse…

They purposely start singing and CHANGING the lyrics.

They butcher them, purposely, into something insane or obscene.

It sticks in your brain, and every time you hear the song you hear the ‘new’ words in your head.

And they think they are funny.


Don’t screw with a girl’s favorites.

No S/O means NO song slaughter!


  1. My husband warps the words of songs HE likes. We have a few we’ve written parody lyrics for together, but he leaves MY songs alone. That has a lot to do with the fact that we have some common pop and country tastes, but most of his 70s rock makes my brain hurt and most of my pop hip-hop and rap taste gives him an equal response. When we’re in his car, I deal with the old rock, but when we’re in MY car and he tries to turn off particular favorites of mine, he gets a hand slap. If it’s his car, I listen to Jethro Tull so you better believe that is it’s my car, he listens to Nicki Minaj! Fortunately for me, he can’t figure out the actual lyrics in the rap songs I like well enough to make fun of them! LOL

  2. I don’t have a problem with my S/O doing this but with my 11 year old son. He’s just recently started doing this and thinks it’s hilarious. Middle daughter does NOT appreciate it. I try to stay calm and not let it get to me… but this morning after dropping them at school I heard this song and could only hear his made up words!!!! 🙂

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