Food
#17
We’ve all been there.
You’re about to stick something in your mouth that you’ve been craving…
Some yummy treat full of fat, calories, and sugar.
The significant other looks at you and says:
“Are you sure you should be eating that?”
REALLY?
YES you dork, I know it isn’t healthy.
I have PMS.
And UMS (Ugly Mood Syndrome).
You’re living beyond the next 5 minutes is greatly dependent upon your ability to just SHUT UP.
Pig out if that is what you wish, you are single now.
Eat whatever you desire!
*for the recipe for this outstanding looking feast below, click the photo to go to the website*
Marti Gardner 
Ha Ha Ha… 🙂
I usually buy everything in 2s. If I shove something in his mouth, it keeps him quiet until I’m done enjoying MY treat. 🙂
Will make a mental note to do just that for the next Mr. Maybe-Right