Okay stop laughing! I am very serious, I want a Buttfreckle, don’t judge!
I stumbled on these by total fluke on Facebook, and now I have to have one. Okay 2, there are 2 Buttfreckles that I simply MUST have!!!
I like the Bad Attitude Buttfreckle, and the Graziani Buttfreckle. They are adorable. Like me. And they are difficult to obtain, damn near impossible, like me.
I simply MUST have these. And admit it, now that you have seen them, you want a Buttfreckle for yourself!
Graziani Buttfreckle - http://www.buttfreckle.com
Marti Gardner 
Unless they’re made from butthair…