Dear BMV,
Really?? We used to be able to renew the plates on the car and our driver’s license anytime in the month of our expiration/birthday. Now suddenly we have 7 days and then get hit with a $20 fine? You sadistic, greedy bastards! My life is not that easy to manage that I can SQUEEZE this crap into 7 days. And what you charge for personalized plates is highway robbery. You should be ashamed!
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Dear Mt. Washmore,
Consider yourself warned, today I launch the attack with the big guns! I will conquer you before 5pm!!! Brace yourself, washer and dryer, the battle is on!
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Dear Mother Nature,
Southwest Ohio is NOT the rain forest. Back off on the constant rain please. Also, today it is a mere 48 degrees. Really? It is May 16th, could you push it up a bit to say mid 70’s? Thanks a bunch!
Marti Gardner 
it’s only in the low 50’s here today, so I freaking agree on the weather thing. I’m so over it.
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