Dear Severe Thunderstorm, 
Really???? 4:45am you are waking me up with lightening and thunder??? Please, your timing totally sucks, go fascinate someone else at that hour, you very windy fear monger, I don’t like you and did not appreciate that one bit!
Dear Ulcerative Colitis
NOT NOW PLEASE!!! This is NOT a good time to be rearing your very mean, unmerciful head. I cannot afford to have you out of remission, go back where you came from and I’ll let you know when it is a good time, okay?
Dear Mom & Pancakes,
Great comfort food, for dinner especially!! YUMMY!!!
Dear Pixel and Ditzy Kittens,
Please please please let me sleep in come morning. PLEASE!!!
Marti Gardner 