Monday Memos

Dear Severe Thunderstorm,

Really???? 4:45am you are waking me up with lightening and thunder??? Please, your timing totally sucks, go fascinate someone else at that hour, you very windy fear monger, I don’t like you and did not appreciate that one bit!

Dear Ulcerative Colitis

NOT NOW PLEASE!!!  This is NOT a good time to be rearing your very mean, unmerciful head.  I cannot afford to have you out of remission, go back where you came from and I’ll let you know when it is a good time, okay?

Dear Mom & Pancakes,

Great comfort food, for dinner especially!! YUMMY!!!

Dear Pixel and Ditzy Kittens,

Please please please let me sleep in come morning.   PLEASE!!!